Memoir Excerpt:Worst Timing Ever

Worst timing imaginable. We were fucking in our yard. Thank god for those high walls giving us privacy. Right as Seunghoon was about to cum inside me, the food delivery guy shows up. Of course we couldn't stop, so Seunghoon screams "coming!" which could've meant either "wait for me" or "I'm literally cumming right now."

Then he actually does cum * the attempt to be quiet a total failure. Afterward, he pats my butt and tells me to go get the food. He's still out of breath, which is funny because usually he's the one who handles deliveries. I complain, I'm literally still dripping ... but he just shoves my shorts in my hands.

The delivery guy yells "it's okay, don't rush, I'm waiting!" and I'm wondering if he figured out what we were doing. Probably, given how loud Seunghoon was.

So I had to open the yard door wearing my shorts backwards, hair a mess, sweaty and embarrassed. When I come back, Seunghoon's laughing his ass off because he noticed I put my shorts on wrong (back in the front).

I love my man to the moon and back, but he does weird shit like this to me and then makes fun of me on top of it.